On the Farm

So I have breifly mentioned beastiality before..lol here —————–> http://slavejane07.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/the-obssession-with-animals-in-bdsm/

So I got my monthly Maxim magazine a couple days ago and I finally sat down to read.. Their sex section, this month dealt with her fantasies. Lets see, the first one is…girl on girl. Then sex with a stranger, then submission, followed by sex for show. All legit fatasies…But here’s the one that got me..lol

HER FANTASY: SEX ON THE FARM

No, we are not talking about a roll in the hay with a cowboy. We’re talking about sex with animals. Before you freak out-rest assured that most women who have this thought cross their minds don’t actually want to bone Rover. According to Ramsey, beastiality fantasies are rooted in the idea of having sex with an object, where emotions are one sided. “People who have tremendous sexual drives sometimes feel other humans can’t toleratetheir intensity,” He explains. “So they turn to the next best thing-animals.” Sare, 30, confesses: “I used to have a fantasy about a dog licking me down there. I know it sounds creepy, but I just thought its long tongue would feel way better than a human tongue.” Um…yeah…of course.

YOUR REALITY: If you are willing to bring a live animal into your bedroom to satisfy your girlfriend, you syhould both seek intensive therapy. That said, you could try role-playing-woof!-or dressing up as a furry. Or you could just buy her a copy of Chicken Soup for the Animal Lover’s Soul and give her a few moments privacy.

KINK ALERT: Off the charts. Time to call the ASPCA.

 

HA HA! Isn’t that great!

 

~~jane