Yes or No

Taken a picture naked? yes

made money illegally? yes

Had a one night stand? yes

Been in a fist fight? yes

Slept with your best friend? no

Had sex in a public place? yes

Ditched work to have sex? no

Slept with a member of the same sex? yes

Seen someone die? no

Ran from the police? yes

Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? no

Worn your partners unmentionables? no

Fallen asleep at work? no

Used toys in the bedroom? yes

Ran a red light? yes

Been fired? no

Been in a car accident? yes

Pole danced or done a striptease? yes

Loved someone you shouldn’t? yes

Sang karaoke? no

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes

Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes

Caught someone having sex? yes

Kissed a perfect stranger? yes

Shaved your partner? yes

Given your private parts a nickname? no

Ever gone in public without underwear? yes

Had sex on a roof top? no

Played chicken? no

Mooned/flashed someone? yes

Do you sleep naked? yes

Blacked out from drinking? yes

Felt like killing someone? yes

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes

Been with someone because they were in a band? no

Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? yes

Shot a gun? yes

Gone outside naked? yes

The love test

The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you’re not the classic “love ‘em and leave ‘em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

Your exact female opposite:

The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Backrubber (DGSD), The Gentleman (DGLM)

Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM),

someone just like you

A meme from danae

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Taken a picture naked? YES
made money illegally? NO
Had a one night stand? ….YES?
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Slept with your best friend? YUP
Had sex in a public place? YES
Ditched work to have sex? NO
Slept with a member of the same sex? YES
Seen someone die? NO
Ran from the police? NO
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? ….NO?
Worn your partners unmentionables? NO
Fallen asleep at work? NO
Used toys in the bedroom? DUH
Ran a red light? YES
Been fired? NO
Been in a car accident? YES
Pole danced or done a striptease? YES
Loved someone you shouldn’t? YES
Sang karaoke? NO
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? YES
Caught someone having sex? YES
Kissed a perfect stranger? YES
Shaved your partner? YES
Given your private parts a nickname? NO
Ever gone in public without underwear? YES
Had sex on a roof top? NO
Played chicken? NO
Mooned/flashed someone? YES
Do you sleep naked? SOMETIMES
Blacked out from drinking? NO
Felt like killing someone? YUP
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? ….YES?
Been with someone because they were in a band? NO
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? YES
Shot a gun? YES
Gone outside naked? YES

Another meme..This one was so personal.

Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don’t list names):

1.) Grow up! Stop trying to be like everyone else!
2.) She is dumb and not for you. Leave her.
3.) You do not know wverything about everything so stop pretending that you do!
4.) Honestly, no body likes you.
5.) I am so glad you are my friend.
6.) I love you and I am sorry. Please be a part of my kids lives.
7.) I loved you…Why did you turn to drugs?
8.) You are a hypocrite!
9.) I do not like you anymore, Leave me alone
10.) I miss you. I missed when you loved me.

Nine things about yourself:
1.) I don’t feel like me anymore.
2.) I’m fat, and just when I am okay with that, somebody reminds me.
3.) I am lonely.
4.) Sometimes when I am finally happy, something has to ruin it.
5.) I have a sleeping disorder and I hate it.
6.) I love my children, they are the only reason i am still alive.
7.) I hate video games, I’d rather spend time together.
8.) I hate the feeling that people are using me.
9.) I love chocolate!!!!

Eight ways to win your heart:
1.) Give me chocolate.
2.) Be a good kisser, kiss passionately without choking me with your tongue.
3.) Understand that I am a little depressed one sometimes.
4.) Listen to me carefully and don’t interrupt me.
5.) Talk to me openly and honestly, I won’t interrupt you.
6.) Hug me from time to time.
7.)  Don’t underestimate me.
8.) Show me you love me and mean it

Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1.) Does he even know what he has done to me?
2.) I could die now and it would be over with.
3.) What if we lose our house, or I can’t pay this bill?
4.) What if he does find somebody prettier?
5.) Did he really mean that?
6.) Do I have a purpose?
7.) Why am I so fat?

Six things you wish you never did:
1.) I wish I never slept with guy in high school
2.) I wish I never said okay.
3.) I wish I never lost contact to a close friend.
4.) I wish I never spent money on useless things.
5.) I wish I never let you get that close to me.
6.) I wish I never told you that lie.

Five turn-offs in a guy/girl:
1.) Insecurity.
2.) laziness
3.) Big ego
4.) Telling lies.
5.) Untrustworthy.

Four turn-ons in a guy/girl:
1.) Confidence.
2.) Humour.
3.) Good perfume.
4.) Consistency

Three smileys that describe your life:
1.)
2.) (
3.)

Two things you want before you die:
1.) See my babies grow up.
2.)feel true, honest to god love.

One Confession:
I’m not a very good mother and I’m afraid I’m not a good wife as well.

one of those meme’s that i never do…

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream? Chocolate, but come on, I’m a girl…lol

2. Leather or PVC? PVC..there is something about the way it feels being touched or on your skin.

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex?  Indoor…to many yuckies outside

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed?  Bed..have you ever fucked in water? That shit hurts.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex? No sex. It is always a let down..I’d rather be diappointed from the get go and not get my hopes up.

6. Dominate or Be Dominated?  Be dominated. I need a strong man.

7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking? Eww..Niether when your fat..I guess I would have to say thigh highs..but then they probably wouldn’t stay up. lol

8. Fast or Slow?  Mmmm, both? It’s good to have a mix of the sweet with the just fuck me. lol

9. Rough or Gentle? Oh same as above. Be sweet and surprise me…then be sweet again. lol

10. Bite or Suck?  Where exactly is the question refering to? That makes all the diffrence.

11. Role play or Reality?  Reality. Role playing is just acting. I want the real deal.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To?  Talk dirty to me and I am yours. lol Not really, but it makes for one explosive O

13. Edible panties or No Panties?  Eww…No panties! Edible? Who thought of that shit? Now I like girls too, and I like going down on ‘em…But I would not eat their underwear. haha

14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed?   Hmmm..Bare handed. It is just so much more personal.

15. Landing Strip or Kojak?  Kojak? I have never heard this one before. But I prefer bare. On him to.

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck?  Multiple sessions. Why do we have to go straight to fucking? Spend two or three days of just beatings and then it will be a good fuck.

17. Moaning or Screaming? Hmmm, I’m not much of a screamer. More of a moaner.

18. Older Men or Young Men?  Older. Dear god, old men or too immature, i couldn’t imagine a younger man.

19. Threeway or No Way?   Now I say no way. Been there, done that…I’m content alone with my Seth

20. Swing or No Swinging?  No swing…I’m to fat for one. lol… No Would have any friends to swing with anyways…But it would just make things to awkward afterward.